"No relationship is perfect so just find the right one to go through hell and heaven with."
— Mark Patterson  (via forever-and-alwayss)

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indiepopsicle:

breelandwalker:

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

DO YOU NEED A COUGH DROP, DOLORES?!

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owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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idoitbrilliantly replied to your post “Pros: not going to work for the whole week. Cons: Feeling chewed up…”

Ah nooo :( I felt a cold coming on, too, but I was able to counter it by drinking lots of grapefruit juice. Citrus fruit in general seem to help me a lot - vitamin c! I hope you get well soon *hugs*

Oh no! I’m glad to hear you didn’t fall through that rabbit hole! My throat’s inflamed already so I try keeping away from citric acid… But loads of green food and stuff will hopefully do the trick as well.

Tom Hiddleston & Zachary Levi [for Pan]

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Sam is very modest but, he is Jamie Fraser. I mean, he is entirely decent, kind and lovely man. And I’m really, sincerely mean, he is exactly what you see, he is a good guy. x

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ladymacbetterthanyou:

djuvre:

spoopy-banana:

memewhore:

banans13:

kissthesecurves:

starvingfartist:

I don’t usually comment on posts but FUN RANDOM DISNEY FACT : before Scar got his Scar (which was given to him by a wildebeest after an incident involving Mufasa) his name was Taka. He requested to be called Scar after this incident because he is a very over-dramatic lion as we already know! The source for this fact is from the Lion King novel series. 

Damn you learn something everyday.

EXCUSE ME THERE IS A LION KING NOVEL SERIES EXCUSE ME EXCUSE MEEEE

Another fun fact: I just looked it up and in Swahili, taka means garbage.

So their parents named them literally “King” and “Garbage” omfg that’s so awful xD

that’s so MEAN NO WONDER GARBAGE WANTED TO KILL HIS FAMILY

it’s like loki and thor all over again

drachenpanther5:

mewtwo870:

sixnightmares:

smilin’

good morning human! how are you? *flicks my tongue at the tip of your nose* you smell lovely today!

Oh my gods, lookit that adorable face!

imsirius:

I have a tiny cameo in Judd Apatow’s new movie that involves a large amount of dogs x

meenist:

Since so many seemed to like my Kieren, I drew a Simon too! He came out looking more realistic than Ren (even though I really tried to limit the palette!) but I’m pretty sure that’s because I can’t draw lashes the length of a soccer field on Simon and still be taken seriously. Anyway, thank you for looking. 

foxfamilyfeatures:

i honestly feel like affirming your heterosexuality in a queer space is an act of aggression, if you have to maintain that youre straight at a gay event in order to feel alright with yourselfs then you should probably just not be there